Sunday , 20 January 2019

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Some government services have been put on hold. DMV and Passport offices have been closed too

*Here's an interesting fact: Customer lines at the Department of Motor Vehicles take exactly the same amount of time whether the office is open or not, so..
 
 
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Nobody’s happy about the Syrian withdrawal by Trump

In fact, German foreign minister, Heiko Maas has issued a statement where he criticizes #POTUS for removing troops.  *You know things are bad when Americans are saying, “Yeah, gotta go with the Germans on this one.” 
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Another day of the government shutdowns, ..and I predicted something like this was going to happen

*Despite the national parks being shut down, several men in grey and black clothes plundered a herd of wild horses. But enough about the the Oakland Raiders...
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Tempe, AZ
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