Monday , 10 December 2018

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Chick-fil-A Welcomes Baby!

Chick-fil-A is granting a Texas couple's newborn free food for life and a guaranteed job when she's older after they delivered their baby at a location in San Antonio  ***This is a rare time when licking your fingers at a chicken joint just isn't acceptable

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A woman and the driver of a tow truck sent to pick up her vehicle are both arrested on drunken driving charges

***Local police nab two offenders in one stop.  Very Impreza!
(Hope they enjoyed their Expedition to the local jail!   ...okay, I'm gonna show myself out)
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Man who stripped nude at a Planet Fitness thought it was 'judgement free zone,' police say

A Massachusetts man has been charged with stretching the spirit of the Planet Fitness “judgement free zone” slogan after allegedly stripping at the front desk of a gym and exercising in the nude. **They got suspicious when he started the downward dog ...without actually doing yoga

**Where does he keep his membership card?

**Police took him away in fuzzy handcuffs

**Everyone says this guy was crazy, but after looking at security footage... well... he was JUST nuts!

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